Gen Z: 1 Chronicles 2
1These are the fam of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun,
2Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.
3The sons of Judah; Er, Onan, and Shelah: these three came from Shua the Canaanitess. Er was sus in the Lord's eyes, so he got taken out.
4Tamar, his daughter-in-law, had Pharez and Zerah. Judah's crew was five deep.
5The sons of Pharez; Hezron and Hamul.
6And the sons of Zerah; Zimri, Ethan, Heman, Calcol, and Dara: that's five total.
7The sons of Carmi; Achar, the one who lowkey caused chaos in Israel, who messed up with the cursed stuff.
8And the sons of Ethan; Azariah.
9The sons of Hezron born to him; Jerahmeel, Ram, and Chelubai.
10Ram had Amminadab; and Amminadab had Nahshon, the big dog of the Judah squad;
11Nahshon had Salma, and then Salma had Boaz, no cap.
12Boaz had Obed, and Obed had Jesse, straight up.
13Jesse's first kid was Eliab, then Abinadab, and Shimma came in third, periodt.
14Nethaneel was the fourth, and Raddai the fifth, vibin'.
15Ozem was sixth, and David was the seventh, goated.
16His sisters were Zeruiah and Abigail, and Zeruiah's kids were Abishai, Joab, and Asahel, three of them.
17Abigail had Amasa, and Amasa's dad was Jether the Ishmeelite, fr.
18Caleb, son of Hezron, had kids with his wife Azubah and Jerioth: their sons are Jesher, Shobab, and Ardon, lit.
19When Azubah passed, Caleb scooped up Ephrath, and she had him Hur, no cap.
20Hur had Uri, and Uri had Bezaleel, that's the tea.
21So Hezron pulled up on Machir's daughter when he was 60, and they got hitched. She popped out Segub.
22Segub had Jair, who was flexin' with 23 cities in Gilead.
23He snagged Geshur and Aram, plus Jair’s towns, and Kenath, with a total of 60 cities. All this was for Machir's fam, the Gilead crew.
24After Hezron passed in Caleb-ephratah, his wife Abiah had Ashur, who became the dad of Tekoa.
25Jerahmeel, Hezron's firstborn, had sons: Ram, Bunah, Oren, Ozem, and Ahijah.
26Jerahmeel had another wifey named Atarah; she was the mom of Onam.
27Ram, Jerahmeel's firstborn, had sons too: Maaz, Jamin, and Eker.
28Onam's sons were Shammai and Jada. Shammai's crew included Nadab and Abishur.
29Abishur's wifey was Abihail; she had Ahban and Molid.
30Nadab's sons were Seled and Appaim, but Seled dipped out without kids.
31And the sons of Appaim; Ishi. And the sons of Ishi; Sheshan. And the kids of Sheshan; Ahlai, no cap.
32And the sons of Jada, bro of Shammai; Jether and Jonathan: but Jether dipped without kids, fr.
33And the sons of Jonathan; Peleth and Zaza. These were the squad of Jerahmeel, periodt.
34Now Sheshan had no sons, just daughters. And he had a servant, an Egyptian dude named Jarha, vibes.
35And Sheshan hooked up his daughter with Jarha, his servant, and she had a kid named Attai, lit.
36And Attai had Nathan, and Nathan had Zabad, no cap.
37And Zabad had Ephlal, and Ephlal had Obed, straight up.
38And Obed had Jehu, and Jehu had Azariah, savage.
39And Azariah had Helez, and Helez had Eleasah, bet.
40And Eleasah had Sisamai, and Sisamai had Shallum, pop off.
41Shallum had Jekamiah, and then Jekamiah had Elishama. Family vibes, fr.
42Caleb, Jerahmeel's bro, had some lit kids: Mesha, the first, who's the dad of Ziph, and then Mareshah, who's the father of Hebron.
43The squad from Hebron: Korah, Tappuah, Rekem, and Shema. Savage crew.
44Shema had Raham, who's the dad of Jorkoam, and Rekem had Shammai.
45Shammai's kid was Maon, and Maon is the OG of Beth-zur.
46Ephah, Caleb's side chick, popped out Haran, Moza, and Gazez; Haran had Gazez too. Bussin' family tree.
47Jahdai's kids are Regem, Jotham, Geshan, Pelet, Ephah, and Shaaph. No cap, that's a whole vibe.
48Maachah, another one of Caleb’s concubines, had Sheber and Tirhanah.
49She also had Shaaph, the dad of Madmannah, Sheva, the dad of Machbenah, and the father of Gibea; Caleb's daughter was Achsah.
50These are the kids of Caleb, son of Hur, Ephratah's firstborn; Shobal is the father of Kirjath-jearim.
51Salma, the OG of Beth–lehem, and Hareph, the dad of Beth–gader.
52Shobal, the dude behind Kirjath–jearim, had some lit sons; Haroeh and half of the Manahethites.
53The fams of Kirjath–jearim; the Ithrites, Puhites, Shumathites, and Mishraites; from them came the Zareathites and Eshtaulites, no cap.
54Salma's crew; Beth–lehem, the Netophathites, Ataroth, Joab's crib, and half of the Manahethites, plus the Zorites.
55The scribe fams chillin' at Jabez; the Tirathites, Shimeathites, and Suchathites. These are the Kenites from Hemath, the father of the Rechab house.