Gen Z: 1 Chronicles 14
1Hiram, the king of Tyre, hit up David with messengers and sent some sick cedar wood, plus masons and carpenters to build him a dope crib.
2David peeped that the Lord had totally confirmed him as king over Israel, ‘cause his kingdom was vibing high, thanks to his people.
3David was out here adding more wives in Jerusalem and had a whole squad of sons and daughters.
4Here are the names of his kiddos he had in Jerusalem: Shammua, Shobab, Nathan, and Solomon, all chillin’.
5And then there’s Ibhar, Elishua, and Elpalet, just vibing in the fam.
6Also, Nogah, Nepheg, and Japhia, adding to the crew.
7Don’t forget Elishama, Beeliada, and Eliphalet, just living their best lives.
8When the Philistines caught wind that David was the new king, they all rolled up to find him. David peeped the scene and went out to face them.
9The Philistines pulled up and spread out in the valley of Rephaim, ready to throw down.
10David asked God, "Should I go up against the Philistines? Will you hand them to me?" And the Lord was like, "Go for it; I got your back."
11So they went up to Baal–perazim, and David wrecked them there. He was like, "God just broke through my enemies like a flood!" That’s why they named the spot Baal–perazim.
12When they ditched their gods, David gave the order, and they got burned with fire.
13The Philistines came back and spread out again in the valley, trying their luck.
14So David asked God again, and God said, "Don’t chase after them; just turn around and hit them from the side by the mulberry trees."
15When you hear a sound in the treetops, that’s your cue to bounce out to battle; God’s already ahead of you to take out the Philistine squad.
16David did what God said, and they smashed the Philistine army from Gibeon to Gazer.
17David’s name was blowing up everywhere, and the Lord made all the nations fear him.