1So these are the homies that rolled up to David at Ziklag while he was lowkey keeping it tight 'cause of Saul, the dude from Kish: and they were like, total legends, helping him with the war.

2They were strapped with bows, ambidextrous with the stones and arrows, even Saul's fam from Benjamin.

3The top guy was Ahiezer, then Joash, the sons of Shemaah the Gibeathite; and Jeziel, and Pelet, the sons of Azmaveth; and Berachah, and Jehu the Antothite, fr.

4And Ismaiah the Gibeonite, a total beast among the thirty, and the boss of the thirty; plus Jeremiah, Jahaziel, Johanan, and Josabad the Gederathite, no cap.

5Eluzai, Jerimoth, Bealiah, Shemariah, and Shephatiah the Haruphite, all goated.

6Elkanah, Jesiah, Azareel, Joezer, and Jashobeam, the Korhites, lit squad.

7And Joelah, and Zebadiah, the sons of Jeroham of Gedor, just vibin'.

8And from the Gadites, they pulled up to David in the wilderness, real warriors who could handle shields and bucklers, looking fierce like lions and as quick as deer on the mountains, savage.

9Ezer the first, Obadiah the second, Eliab the third, no doubt.

10Mishmannah the fourth, Jeremiah the fifth, straight fire.

11Attai the sixth, Eliel the seventh, no cap.

12Johanan the eighth, Elzabad the ninth, straight vibes.

13Jeremiah the tenth, Machbanai the eleventh, lit fam.

14These were the sons of Gad, captains of the squad: the least was over a hundred, and the greatest was goated with a thousand.

15They crossed over Jordan in the first month, when it was totally overflowing; they sent everyone in the valleys running, east and west, periodt.

16And the kids from Benjamin and Judah rolled up to David's hideout.

17David went out to meet them and was like, "If you’re here to vibe with me, my heart's all in; but if you’re here to betray me, God’s got my back on that."

18Then the spirit hit Amasai, the chief of the captains, and he said, "We’re with you, David, on your team, son of Jesse: peace to you and your crew; God’s got you." David was like, "Bet," and made them captains.

19Some of Manasseh joined David when he was rolling with the Philistines against Saul, but they didn’t help, 'cause the Philistine lords were like, "Nah, he’ll switch back to Saul, and we can’t risk that."

20As he went to Ziklag, some of Manasseh joined him: Adnah, Jozabad, Jediael, Michael, Jozabad, Elihu, and Zilthai, all captains of thousands from Manasseh.

21They were out here helping David against those rovers, all straight-up goated warriors and captains in the squad.

22Every day, more and more peeps came to David for backup, until it was a massive crew, like God's own army, fr.

23Here’s the squad count of those ready to throw down and roll with David in Hebron, turning Saul’s kingdom to him, just like God said.

24Judah's kids were packing shields and spears, six thousand and eight hundred, all hyped and ready for battle.

25From Simeon, there were seven thousand one hundred goated warriors ready to pop off.

26Levi's crew brought four thousand and six hundred to the fight.

27Jehoiada was the rizz master of the Aaronites, rolling with three thousand seven hundred.

28Zadok, a young dude with mad rizz, brought twenty-two captains from his fam, all mighty warriors.

29Benjamin’s crew, the fam of Saul, had three thousand, 'cause most of them were still holding it down for Saul’s house, no cap.

30Ephraim's squad showed up with twenty thousand and eight hundred, all legendary warriors, known throughout their fam.

31Ayo, half the squad from Manasseh, like eighteen K, pulled up to make David king. No cap.

32Issachar's crew knew what was good, two hundred heads ready to lead the way, and all their fam followed their vibes.

33Zebulun's warriors were ready to pop off, fifty K strong, straight up no double vibes.

34Naphtali had a thousand captains, and thirty-seven K with shields and spears, ready to get it.

35Danites were savage, twenty-eight thousand and six hundred, all about that war life.

36Asher's crew was lit too, forty K ready to battle, expert vibes.

37On the flip side of Jordan, Reubenites, Gadites, and Manasseh's half tribe showed up with a hundred and twenty K, all geared up for war.

38These warriors, with perfect hearts, rolled up to Hebron to crown David king, and all of Israel was one heart, vibing with it.

39They kicked it with David for three days, feasting and chilling, 'cause their fam had them covered.

40The homies from Issachar, Zebulun, and Naphtali brought mad food on donkeys, camels, and mules—bread, meat, cakes, and wine—just pure joy in Israel, fr.

1Now these are they that came to David to Ziklag, while he yet kept himself close because of Saul the son of Kish: and they were among the mighty men, helpers of the war.

2They were armed with bows, and could use both the right hand and the left in hurling stones and shooting arrows out of a bow, even of Saul’s brethren of Benjamin.

3The chief was Ahiezer, then Joash, the sons of Shemaah the Gibeathite; and Jeziel, and Pelet, the sons of Azmaveth; and Berachah, and Jehu the Antothite,

4And Ismaiah the Gibeonite, a mighty man among the thirty, and over the thirty; and Jeremiah, and Jahaziel, and Johanan, and Josabad the Gederathite,

5Eluzai, and Jerimoth, and Bealiah, and Shemariah, and Shephatiah the Haruphite,

6Elkanah, and Jesiah, and Azareel, and Joezer, and Jashobeam, the Korhites,

7And Joelah, and Zebadiah, the sons of Jeroham of Gedor.

8And of the Gadites there separated themselves unto David into the hold to the wilderness men of might, and men of war fit for the battle, that could handle shield and buckler, whose faces were like the faces of lions, and were as swift as the roes upon the mountains;

9Ezer the first, Obadiah the second, Eliab the third,

10Mishmannah the fourth, Jeremiah the fifth,

11Attai the sixth, Eliel the seventh,

12Johanan the eighth, Elzabad the ninth,

13Jeremiah the tenth, Machbanai the eleventh.

14These were of the sons of Gad, captains of the host: one of the least was over an hundred, and the greatest over a thousand.

15These are they that went over Jordan in the first month, when it had overflown all his banks; and they put to flight all them of the valleys, both toward the east, and toward the west.

16And there came of the children of Benjamin and Judah to the hold unto David.

17And David went out to meet them, and answered and said unto them, If ye be come peaceably unto me to help me, mine heart shall be knit unto you: but if ye be come to betray me to mine enemies, seeing there is no wrong in mine hands, the God of our fathers look thereon, and rebuke it.

18Then the spirit came upon Amasai, who was chief of the captains, and he said, Thine are we, David, and on thy side, thou son of Jesse: peace, peace be unto thee, and peace be to thine helpers; for thy God helpeth thee. Then David received them, and made them captains of the band.

19And there fell some of Manasseh to David, when he came with the Philistines against Saul to battle: but they helped them not: for the lords of the Philistines upon advisement sent him away, saying, He will fall to his master Saul to the jeopardy of our heads.

20As he went to Ziklag, there fell to him of Manasseh, Adnah, and Jozabad, and Jediael, and Michael, and Jozabad, and Elihu, and Zilthai, captains of the thousands that were of Manasseh.

21And they helped David against the band of the rovers: for they were all mighty men of valour, and were captains in the host.

22For at that time day by day there came to David to help him, until it was a great host, like the host of God.

23And these are the numbers of the bands that were ready armed to the war, and came to David to Hebron, to turn the kingdom of Saul to him, according to the word of the Lord.

24The children of Judah that bare shield and spear were six thousand and eight hundred, ready armed to the war.

25Of the children of Simeon, mighty men of valour for the war, seven thousand and one hundred.

26Of the children of Levi four thousand and six hundred.

27And Jehoiada was the leader of the Aaronites, and with him were three thousand and seven hundred;

28And Zadok, a young man mighty of valour, and of his father’s house twenty and two captains.

29And of the children of Benjamin, the kindred of Saul, three thousand: for hitherto the greatest part of them had kept the ward of the house of Saul.

30And of the children of Ephraim twenty thousand and eight hundred, mighty men of valour, famous throughout the house of their fathers.

31And of the half tribe of Manasseh eighteen thousand, which were expressed by name, to come and make David king.

32And of the children of Issachar, which were men that had understanding of the times, to know what Israel ought to do; the heads of them were two hundred; and all their brethren were at their commandment.

33Of Zebulun, such as went forth to battle, expert in war, with all instruments of war, fifty thousand, which could keep rank: they were not of double heart.

34And of Naphtali a thousand captains, and with them with shield and spear thirty and seven thousand.

35And of the Danites expert in war twenty and eight thousand and six hundred.

36And of Asher, such as went forth to battle, expert in war, forty thousand.

37And on the other side of Jordan, of the Reubenites, and the Gadites, and of the half tribe of Manasseh, with all manner of instruments of war for the battle, an hundred and twenty thousand.

38All these men of war, that could keep rank, came with a perfect heart to Hebron, to make David king over all Israel: and all the rest also of Israel were of one heart to make David king.

39And there they were with David three days, eating and drinking: for their brethren had prepared for them.

40Moreover they that were nigh them, even unto Issachar and Zebulun and Naphtali, brought bread on asses, and on camels, and on mules, and on oxen, and meat, meal, cakes of figs, and bunches of raisins, and wine, and oil, and oxen, and sheep abundantly: for there was joy in Israel.